Saturday, January 3, 2009

我裤穿太长,被踏了...

ManchingMEi WaN(她tag我竟然还忘了称赞我可爱,我被tag得毫无意义...:P)陷害~~哈哈~~
然后很快就是我tag人~

Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

Dear ________(the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal): I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ . ___12___, -Your name-

Fill in the blanks with choices of answers as below:
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue- Our romance is over
Red- Our affair is over
White- I'll join the monastery
Black- I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill – Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I've felt
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Hate your guts
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations Mineral
water - Embarrassing
Hot chocolate - rash
Eggplant- fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain

Now, let's have a look at my Letter MEME shall we? :)

Dear Pei Yen:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our affair is over . I think I realized it When I saw the shrunken head At the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you Carve your initials into My avocado plant. I'm sure you're Open enough to understand That we're cousins. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep Your grades from college as a memory. You should also know that I Never openly mocked our friendship.

Best regards,
PikuLingu


我学蜜蜂王子自己翻译了以下的…==
有被炸到的感觉…


亲爱的佩璇:

我真的不知道该怎么告诉你,但我们的事物(通常会被喻为有一腿/偷情)已经完了. 我想我理解这,当我看见那个收缩的头(???)在Hare Krishna的毕业典礼和我看见你在我的鳄梨植物上刻字(???).我很确定你足够开放去理解我们是表/堂姐妹(?).我会把躺椅坐垫还给你,但我会把你在学院的级别留下作为纪念. 你也应该知道我从不公开地耻笑我们的友谊.

关怀的,
屁股凝固.


乱翻译的,我的朋友都知道我英文很糟糕~:P

TAG人时间到!
1. 星蘅(看~我对你很好的~)
2. 雅雅
3. 爱上棉花糖的男孩
4. 佩璇
5. 7u1

好好享受吧!!!


开学咯!

这段时间我大概很少更新了(除非我自制能力差,我要控制自己!!!).
我会预发文章,你们要多多支持哦...不要忘了可爱的屁股凝固~~
可能还会有有奖游戏~~(看不到看不到~~)
我要专心于课业~~啦啦啦~
我要专心于社团~~啦啦啦~
我要~~

啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦,我的歌~
天高海深总有尽头,无尽无变只有这歌~
Siao liao~~

我刚才看到Tchuen给我的tag~超长的...

你是在为看不到我的美貌而报复吗?
XD

26 comments:

ೀ †ChueN ੴ said...

哈哈,
这是因数之一,
不过呢。。。
嘻嘻,
还是恭喜中tag啦~

~嘉欣~ said...

沙发~

PikuLingu said...

Tchuen:
哟..哪里可以这样的....

~嘉欣~:
沙发没了...哈哈.
不要紧,我把Tchuen踢下来...嘻嘻

HansonLi said...

开学好呀
可以和朋友在一起
说起社团就伤心
我已经离开我喜爱的华文学会了

然后我觉得狮子确实在报仇的说
呵呵

Akira 思胜 said...

呵呵, 开学了哦!
感觉会很兴奋吗?

他不算报复啦, 是给你个礼物而已, 哈哈...

小杰 said...

开学应该开心点才对

独侠令狐冲 said...

呵呵
好可爱
开学快乐!

...MEi WaN... said...

哈哈~~是啦是啦~~你最可爱啦~~

7u1 said...

呵呵。。。
不好意思。。。
这tag我做过了。。。
下次再tag我吧。。。
呵呵。。

星蘅子珊特思 said...

哇!好长哦?那位“蛋卷狮子”真的欺负你?哈哈!怎么又是我?你真的很“疼”我啊!好吧!这是我假期中的最后一次post吧?你看?我几重视你?哈哈!不过好彩!这个Tag不是叫我写文章!哈哈!好吧!今天完成给你!

我明天要回去了!不舍得哦!唉!我也是要专注学业了,Hmm~不过我应该还可以每个星期回来的。希望在未来忙碌的日子里,我们还会互相想念跟关心吧!要想念我哦!我也会想念。。你那凝固的屁股的!哈哈!最后一晚是比较感性的啦!真得很开心认识你!

星蘅(上)

雅雅 said...

呃?
我好像没有哦…………@.@
[我时运高,看不倒!]
哈哈……
XD

祈颖 said...

哈哈,"我裤穿太长,被踏了..."愧你想的出来!哈哈。

这个tag很长,不想做喽!

boey said...

haha...
i juz kena tag~

嘉欣 Jiaxin said...

我也中了這個tag
還沒回叻...

杨宝贝 said...

看到这个tag都觉得讨厌

嘉CacinG進 said...

haha~开学就要开开心心嘛~!! XD

伊塔 said...

开学咯。。。。。
到时候等你回家后就去kacau你。。。。
哈哈。。。。

- yEng - said...

开学了~要加油哦
我也是开学了

凌迟魔女 said...

偶也被踏鸟(哭)

西瓜 said...

亲爱的,
我来看你了!~

haha~~
等下爱慕你的的人拿豆腐丢我!~~


很久没来你家了!!!

Man Ching said...

hehe~
怎么开学那么开心?
是不是很想见我?哈哈。。
我的心也和你一样~
明天见咯!
对了*我有带眼镜的叻!看到我要打招呼哦!不然我会报复的!呵呵~

宝蓝俊 said...

开学了!而我没机会再上中学了,真羡慕和怀念~

YP said...

我不是很明白这个TAG,再加上本人英文不好。。。

❤oms❤Ψ said...

好长哦!!!

开学咯!
加油!

爱的主(璇)律 said...

你是tag我吗????
还有,pei yen 是????
佩璇又是?????
我有点糊涂了...

Nate River said...

超~长的tag leh,幸好我没中招^^

~~Link Link~~

各位亲爱的博友~
不管你是走过,飘过,经过,路过...希望你留下你的部落格名字和url(可以的话也留下你的email).请按这里
非常感谢你们!
*其实也是为了方便我link你们~谢谢哦!